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Lake Lifeguard Uniform: Graphic Tee

Lake Lifeguard Uniform: Graphic Tee

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Report for duty with this classic safety tee from the Crystal Lake Aquatics Department, proudly "supervising summer memories since '80." Tucked deep within the serene but strangely quiet woods, this premier outdoor recreation program is known for its pristine archery ranges, rustic cabins, and an exceptionally high turnover rate for seasonal counselors. Featuring an official-looking rescue cross and just enough camp nostalgia to make folks look twice, it’s perfect for strong swimmers and anyone who strictly avoids working the late shift on unlucky calendar days. As the employee handbook clearly emphasizes: "Keep one eye on the swimmers, and the other on the tree line."

This fitted t-shirt delivers a soft feel with a clean, modern look. Made from a cotton-poly blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and built to hold its shape and color over time. Whether worn on its own or layered, it’s an easy everyday staple.
· 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
 · Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz./yd.² (146 g/m²)
 · Regular fit with a modern silhouette
 · Crew neck with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder binding
 · Tear-away label for added comfort 
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
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