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Appalled Apex: Graphic Tee
Appalled Apex: Graphic Tee
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$29.99 USD
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Channel some prehistoric indignation with this graphic tee, proudly defending royal sensibilities since '20. Inspired by an ever descending underground death trap where survival is a spectator sport, this design celebrates unconventional mounts, pampered apex predators, and a strictly enforced standard of dungeon living. Featuring the galaxy's most expressive feathered dinosaur surrounded by his owner's favorite translation, "Mongo is Appalled", it’s perfect for dedicated beast-masters, loyal members of the Princess Posse, and anyone who prefers their giant reptiles to be exceptionally well mannered. Whether you're snacking on freshly vanquished mobs or having your sheer disgust at substandard conditions expressed for you, it's a wearable reminder to stay loyal, stay fierce, and never settle for anything less than premium care.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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